Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why can't jokes spit?

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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