- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

black chicken. kfc

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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