What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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