- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Women's rights

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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