There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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