- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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