- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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