When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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