- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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