Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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