what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Click here to end the world.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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