- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

A bar walks into a man

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