Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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