- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Women's rights

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

"Knock knock" Come in!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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