How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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