- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

How did th-A fridge.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock knock come in.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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