- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

why did you poop because you are a poop

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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