- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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