Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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