''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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I love alchohol!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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