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why are black people so fast? because there black

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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I have a horse.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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WNBA

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