- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.