- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

I am quite mature.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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