- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

what do you call your mom? mom

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

knock knock go away!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Caroline Kelly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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