- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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