- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock go away!!!

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

A drunk guy walks into a car

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

your mum

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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