- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

A drunk guy walks into a car

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

your mum

No because your face is really f***** up.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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