What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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