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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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