- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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