there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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