- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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