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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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