- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

João Duarte reads this.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

whats black and large -me

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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