Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

What do you call your mom? Mom

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Phew... it's gone.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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