Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Anthony sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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