cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

whats gay and american? a gay american

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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