My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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alert('The Game')

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Anti Joke

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