- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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