- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Sarah Palin.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

wael.. nuff said

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