- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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