- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Your mom is so old she died

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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