What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Joesph Triphook.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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