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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

black people swimming

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

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