What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

im telling maguire

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

su algato es en fuego

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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