- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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