- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Democracy.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What does water taste like? Water

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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