Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Immigration Laws

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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