Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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my mind's eye?

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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