Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Penis chickens

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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