What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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