Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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