- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Dumbledore dies.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Good job, son.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Wenis Penis

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Kevin and Ramin

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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