a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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