- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Neil is a reterd.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

mikey is cute

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Balls

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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