- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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