- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

whats my name? Matt

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Jordan is pregant

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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