Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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