why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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