You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A drunk guy walks into a car

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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