- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

whats brown and booky a book.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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