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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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