- Anti Joke

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A jew enters a mall.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists