- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Chris is hairy

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

This is not funny.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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