- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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