A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

binladin walks into the american seals

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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