Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Anti Joke

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