How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Guess what What

CFL

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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