Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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