- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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