What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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