What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Anti Joke

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