a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Equal rights!

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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