- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!