How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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